Friday, April 22, 2011

On the rocks alert:
Why Emily left Brad.

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 2 May 2011

In March, it was week after endless week of crap about the pinhead pictured above. But in April, the stories dried up and the strong consensus was that it was over. Now Weekly Life & Style gives us confirmation of the split. Here is the paragraph length sub-headline.

Did he cheat? Inside the teary phone call where Emily told Brad she'll never marry him. "I don't want to go through heartbreak again."

I don't want to read a headline about these two pinheads again. I expect both Emily and I are bound to be disappointed.



1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

He's a faux-earnest douchebag, but he's also ratings gold.
Look for the Bachelor's next season to be called, "Bachelor Brad: Third Time's the Charm."