Saturday, April 16, 2011

Most Delusional Story of the Week:
Donald Trump's tough childhood!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 25 April 2011

The first mention of thick fingered vulgarian Donald Trump for President in 2012 that I saw was in the Enquirer last November, and now several publications in the AMI kennel are really pushing the idea. The Flagship lets the thick fingered vulgarian tell his own "amazing" life story, starting with his "tough childhood".

As a middle class kid, let me call bullshit. Trump's dad is the rags to riches story, Trump himself grew up a rich kid. He was sent off to boarding school, he made trouble there, so he was sent to military school, the place that assholes have been sent since time immemorial.

If his childhood was "tough", it was in the same way A.J. Soprano's was tough.



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