Friday, April 22, 2011

Meanest Story nominee:
Shirley Maclaine bedded three men in one day.

Publication: Globe
Date: 2 May 2011

Welcome to (modern) gossip hell, Shirley Maclaine! Now best known for her New Age beliefs and winning an Oscar for her portrayal of a cranky soon to be grandma in Terms of Endearment, let's recall that she started her career being pretty darned adorable and an excellent comic actress.

The Globe would also like you to know she was a slutty slut slut, as in three times in one day with three different guys.

Stay classy, Globe!

This gets a nomination for Meanest Story of the Week.



1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

An attractive celebrity bedding more than one person in a day seems perky and adventurous to me. I sure as hell would have done it if I were her, and I'm sure her brother Warren Beatty would agree.