Friday, April 22, 2011

Meanest Story nominee:
BrAngelina's twins health horror!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 2 May 2011

Once again, the tabloids speculate about the health of BrAngelina's twins, Knox and Viv. Here are the sub-headlines.
  • Angie's drug addiction put Viv and Knox in danger
  • Brain damage shocker!

Some day when I have some extra time, I may have to go back and label all the stories that use the new three favorite words of the Only Ten Magazines That Matter, "drama", "meltdown" and "shocker".

This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.



1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

The twins do seem to have enormous heads.
If that was caused by drugs used during pregnancy, we'd have millions of globe-headed kids running around.