Saturday, April 30, 2011

Love Bird Alert™:
Jen's falling for Bradley Cooper!

Publication: In Touch
Date: 9 May 2011

Jennifer Aniston and her stunningly bad luck with men is one of the stories the supermarket rags will never abandon. This week, In Touch has her head over heels for Bradley Cooper. Here are the headlines.
  • Jen falls for Bradley: Yes, she's in love!
  • From steamy texts to talks of their "future together", why friends fear Jen's moving too fast… again!
Both commenter #1 Karen Zipdrive and I have our somewhat exotic theories as to what has made Jen's love life a shambles, but maybe that second sentence explains the situation more simply.

She's really, really clingy and nobody likes that.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

You say clingy, I say penis burning vajayjay fluids.