Saturday, April 23, 2011

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:
William's bride rips into Camilla!

Publication: Globe
Date: 2 May 2011

For the Globe, the royal wedding that is coming up next Friday is not about the future of the British monarchy, but the start of a battle royale to see who will become Queen Bitch. Camilla Parker-Bowles may appear to already have the title sewn up, but the younger and prettier soon to be Princess Katherine is showing some spunk. According to the Globe, Kate recently told Camilla "You got rid of Diana, but you won't get rid of me!"

Oh, snap. Oh, no you din't!

It's on like Donkey Kong.


Karen Zipdrive said...

Camilla's face looks like it was sculpted out of warm oatmeal, and she still has those unfortunately yellow British horse teeth.
Making her queen would plunge the UK back to the days of the public hating the monarchy and wanting to get rid of it.
If QE2 puts Wills and Kate on the thrones, the UK public will party in the streets and give all the Windsors a huge, fat raise.

Matty Boy said...

Camilla must have had some sexual prowess that turned Charles inside out, and I do everything I can not to think about it, even while I'm typing the words.