Monday, April 25, 2011

Demon Rum Alert™:
Lindsay wasted on Red Bull and vodka!

Publication: Star
Date: 2 May 2011

If some supermarket rag is picking on Lindsay Lohan in 2011, it's a pretty good bet it's the Star. They now tell us Lindsay is continuing to get sloshed on Red Bull and vodka, the drink for people who want to do a lot of things they won't remember the next morning. The source is "partying pal" Keith Middlebrook, who can fully expect that he has been removed from LiLo's speed dial.


Karen Zipdrive said...

That girl needs to stop smearing her puffed-up lips with Kaopectate.
It's gross.

Matty Boy said...

I used to think the tabs left Lindsay and Charlie Sheen alone for the most part because they don't fit the demographic. An alternate theory is that the mags no they can't keep up with breaking news, so having a headline up for a week that says "Lindsay did x!" would look kind of lame when you can go online and find out she has since done y and z.

Matty Boy said...

I'm an idiot; "mags no" should "mags know".