Saturday, March 19, 2011

On the rocks alert:
All bad news for Bachelor Brad and Emily this week.

Publications: Star, People, OK!, In Touch, Weekly Life & Style
Date: 28 March 2011

What a difference a week makes! There were three stories about The Bachelor last week, and it was all about the magic and having babies. This week, there are FIVE cover stories and they all say it's gone completely to crap.

Only the breakup of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got more coverage, and they are honest to God movie stars.

Here are the headlines.
  • People: Brad & Emily's drama (only in People)
    The Bachelor blowup!
    Brad: "This is no fairy tale"
    She got cold feet. He's fighting to keep her. And now they are thinking about a baby? The couple tell all.
  • OK!: Bachelor Brad has cold feet
  • Star: Bachelor Bombshell: Brad's big lie - why he'll never marry
  • Weekly Life & Style: Exclusive: Bachelor split
  • In Touch: Bachelor betrayed - The real story
    How the"good girl" duped Brad into staying with her while sneaking around behind his back!
    Emily's caught with another man
I love that there are five different accounts, two of them are "exclusives" and another is a bombshell.

This show always promises people will find true love. Recalling the immortal wisdom of Rocket J. Squirrel, "But that trick never works!"

This time for sure.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

He should have picked the brunette.
Less baggage, and no annoying Southern belle accent.