Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Damn You Fat Alert™:
O.J. Simpson heart attack shocker

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 4 April 2011

According to The Flagship, O.J. Simpson is depressed in prison and packing on the pounds, up from 225 pounds when he went in to 275 pounds now. As often happens, the Enquirer will embellish a story like this with a phrase like "heart attack" or "dying". There is no evidence that the assumed double murderer and convicted thief has suffered a heart attack as of this writing.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I wish I was a nurse at the prison this fat fuck is in. I'd love to give him CPR...with a pick-ax.