Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Problems With Plastic Alert™:
Suzanne Somers plastic surgery shocker!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 7 February 2011

The Flagship found a picture of Suzanne Somers looking worse than she does in this one, and she doesn't look great in this one. It's a problem with a lot of women in their fifties and beyond who've had a lot of work done.


susan s. said...

She's sorta got that Mickey Rourke look! Not good. . . It looks like she's done one or two too many of those mouth squeezer exercises. . .

Matty Boy said...

Susan, nice catch! I think measuring bad plastic surgery as "distance from Mickey Rourke" or as a percentage on Mickey Rourke is an excellent metric. Suzanne is definitely in the 90% Mickey Rourke range, which is a neighborhood no one wants to be in.