Saturday, January 8, 2011

You So Crazy Alert™:
Camilla collapses!

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 17 January 2011

In 2010, only two gossip rags suffered under the delusion that Americans want stories about Camilla Parker-Bowles, the Globe and the low rent Examiner. The first Camilla story of 2011 continues that pattern, as the low rent Examiner says she has collapsed as she realizes all her clever schemes to ruin the happiness of Wills'N'Kate have come to naught. She is quoted as saying "Now I'll never be queen!"

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

If this battle axe were to become queen, Great Britain's stock would plummet. Charles might like horsefaced ladies, but I'm pretty sure no one else in the UK does.
She and Chuck need to be put out to pasture and let Wills and Kate take over Liz and Phil's duties.