Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Weekly World News alert:
Elvis coma shocker!

Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 31 January 2011

Fresh trash delivered tomorrow. Last trash of the week... right now!

Elvis is still alive. He's been in a coma for, what? 34 years now? No wonder Lisa Marie is such a mess.

Oh, wait! It's the Weekly World News! We are even supposed to believe this stuff. It's completely made up!

Well, that's a load of my mind.

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