Wednesday, January 5, 2011

On the rocks alert:
Tom and Katie's unhappy reunion

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 10 January 2011

Late last month, the Star had a story that Katie Holmes was leaving Tom Cruise to return to her family, adding the interesting tidbit that her father is a divorce lawyer. Now, they have to admit the divorce is not currently in the works, that Katie returned home but she isn't happy about it.

Rumors of the breakup of TomKat have been going on for almost as long as rumors of the breakup of BrAngelina, but not reported anywhere near as often. I get the feeling that the gossip rags think Angelina Jolie makes a more interesting villain than does Tom Cruise.


Karen Zipdrive said...

Cruise is creepy but Angelina is double creepy because she's so beautiful.
Katie Holmes seems like the mousy type who likes to be controlled, so if she hasn't divorced him yet it's because she is happy being with a controlling little man like him.
Even her kid seems to be the boss of her, so there you have it.

Matty Boy said...

Angie is the perfect trap, but Tom Cruise is the front man for a seriously evil cult. I hate him more than I hate her.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I do, too. He's such a cocky little shrimp.