Friday, January 28, 2011

Meanest Story nominee:
Regis Philbin dying!

Publication: Globe
Date: 7 February 2011

A couple weeks ago, the Globe got their first story right in quite a spell when Regis Philbin announced his retirement about a month after the Globe had said he would retire. Since they are on a roll, the Middle Wicked Step Sister tabloid decided this week to up their bet and tell us Regis, who will turn 80 in August, is dying.

Best wishes to Regis Philbin, his family and friends.


Padre Mickey said...

Regis Philbin dying?!? Dude, who isn't?

Matty Boy said...

Dude, like D'UH!

I mean no one knows when the thief will strike and Biblical stuff like that, but if someone is actually facing their Brave Last 1,000 Days or Brave Last 5,000 Days, it hardly seems worthwhile to waste a story about it in the newspaper.