Friday, January 21, 2011

Meanest Story nominee:
Double dose of fat Oprah (and Gayle)!

Publications: Globe, National Examiner
Date: 31 January 2011

I have speculated many times that the Three Wicked Step Sisters, the Enquirer, Globe and the low rent Examiner, are not really competitors for stories, but instead collude as to not step on each others' headlines. This week we have evidence against my theory, as both the Globe and the low rent Examiner go after Oprah Winfrey yet again, this time for being fat.

Yet again.

The Globe just attacks the Queen. "Oprah's 30 lb. mac and cheese binge!" Note the irony that the woman who could buy Australia is getting fat on the preferred food of broke ass college students everywhere.

The low rent Examiner surprisingly digs deeper. "Oprah/Gayle pack on 100 lbs. binge eating over failing new network!" They have a very unflattering picture allegedly of Gayle, usually the much trimmer of the two.

And so we get the first pair of stories to share a Meanest Story nominee.



3 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

After seeing "Oprah behind the Scenes" on the OWN network, they both have enormous badonkadonks.
I've seen Clydesdales with narrower asses.

Matty Boy said...

I bow to your superior knowledge, both of the OWN and of Clydesdales. ;^)

Karen Zipdrive said...

:D