Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Love Bird Alert™:
Prince Harry's "secret affair" with D.C. Housewife

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 10 January 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

The low rent Examiner is finally getting around to publishing the story that years ago, Prince Harry had a "secret affair" with Catherine Ommanney, one of the stars of The Real Housewives of D.C. The thing is, this woman has been blabbing about this to anyone who will listen for quite some time. Sometimes the story is that they had a necking session once at a party and sometimes it changes to a full blown affair with Harry sending his private car for her to whisk her off on illicit trysts.

Yet again, the definition of the word "secret" is hard to pin down in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, but apparently, things can still be "secret" if you only say them on basic cable.



3 comments:

Lulu Maude said...

Have the tabs ever questioned P. Harry's parentage?

He looks more like the Captain lover than un-bonny P. Charlie.

Better looking than P. William.

Matty Boy said...

The British tabs have been all over it. The Yank tabs, not so much.

Personally, I like Wills better. Harry looks like a dumb mean drunk.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Harry looks exactly like Diana's blabbermouth lover and since he's a drunk, I can believe he once made out with that trollop from the DC housewives.
While I've been drunk I've made out with plenty of coyote women--and men. So?