Monday, January 31, 2011

Love Bird Alert™:
The low rent Examiner notices John Mellencamp and Meg Ryan are a couple

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 7 February 2011

When the low rent Examiner rehashes a story, it's usually already been printed in one of the other Wicked Step Sister tabloids, the Globe or the Enquirer. This week, they rehash a story originally printed in People, the news that newly divorced John Mellencamp is dating Meg Ryan. She is 14 years his junior, but his ex-wife was 19 years his junior, so this may be a sign he is becoming more mature in his dotage.

In this picture, given his vise-like grip on her arm, his weapon-like walking stick and leather jacket, it doesn't look so much like a date as it does an abduction.

The haircut, sideburns and sunglasses don't help either.


Padre Mickey said...

Why on earth is she dating Johnny Cooler Melonhead? Is she on drugs or sumpin'?

Matty Boy said...

I know! He's been involved in Farm Aid and other liberal type stuff, but I can't get over the whole Johnny Cougar stuff. I still think he's a prat.

Karen Zipdrive said...

He's a tiny little man with a colossal ego. She's no longer a box office draw. Him + her = a white trash extravaganza.