Saturday, January 8, 2011

Love Bird Alert™:
Bachelor Brad in love with his ex.

Publication: Star
Date: 17 January 2011

The gossip rags love all the Bachelor shows, and I would say it is because of the show's bad track record in producing happy couples, not in spite of it. The Star says Bachelor Brad is still in love with some former flame, so this particular season is a sham before it starts.

I still am repulsed by this show, though I have decided to report on it whenever it shows up on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. As a small protest, I am not going to search for another picture of Bachelor Brad, so whenever he is mentioned, you will have to look at this stupid photo again and again until you are nearly as sick of him as I am.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

He's never been able to form any lasting bonds before, so after the first go-round on The Bachelor he went to therapy for two years solid to look at his anti commitment issues.
So how can there be a lost love he's pining over when he was never able to love before therapy?
Also, he's let it be known that he found his future bride on the show and can't wait to come out of seclusion and show her off to the world.
So there.