Saturday, January 1, 2011

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:
Nancy furious as Ronnie is betrayed in a tell-all book!

Publication: Globe
Date: 10 January 2011

There's nothing the supermarket rags love more than a tell-all book that will make some celebrity furious. This time, the alleged publication is by Ron Reagan Jr., and he gives details about his dad's battle with Alzheimer's Disease. Of course, Nancy, official polisher of the tomb, wants nothing to diminish the love people have for Ronnie, so the fruit of her loins is to be cast aside and made to wander in the wilderness.

In all fairness, I have to say that staged family photos back in the sixties were often awkward, but this one takes awkward and elevates it to an art form.


3 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Junior must really need the money.
I have a hunch that Nancy is a cheapskate with her kids.

Matty Boy said...

Here's the thing. The tabloids love "tell all books" but few of them ever get published. You might recall that Tipper was predicted to write a "tell all book" back when the Enquirer was trying to destroy Al Gore.

I believe this one when I see it.

As for Nancy with the kids, you're probably right. She loved Ronnie with all her heart, which means there was no heart left for any other human being.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Patty Reagan (Davis) wrote a great tell-all book and made a big chunk o' change off it. I'm pretty sure Ron junior is looking for the same type of pay day, and he'll get it if he reveals anything even slightly juicy about his nutty parents.