Monday, January 17, 2011

Demon Rum Alert™:
Jennifer Aniston's Booze Drama at Showbiz Bash

Publication: Globe
Date: 24 January 2011

It's very early in the year, but at the moment The Only Ten Magazines That Matter are showing little interest in Jennifer Aniston, America's favorite spinster. This is only the second mention on a tabloid cover so far in 2011 for her, and it is unflattering in two different ways. Firstly, it's a blurb about her performance at the People's Choice Awards that many blamed on too much alcohol. Secondly, it's in the Globe, whose demographic is skewed towards Hey Old Timer gossip.

Maybe she really is turning into Debbie Reynolds.

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