Sunday, January 16, 2011

Damn You Skinny Alert™:
Obama loses 30 pounds worrying about birthplace cover-up!

Publication: Globe
Date: 24 January 2011

If we are to believe the Globe, and that's asking a lot, Barack Hussein MacBeth Obama is being literally consumed by the dark secrets of his past. He has lost 30 pounds worrying that the cover-up of his true birthplace, according to a story on the cover this week.

Of course I think the birther crap is ... well, crap, but I also have a hard time believing that skinny guy could lose 30 pounds and not look like a skeleton.



1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

The tabs must think we don't have eyes. Maybe the black hair dye makes him look thinner.