Monday, January 3, 2011

Damn You Skinny Alert™:
How Kim lost ten pounds in two weeks.

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 10 January 2011

Here it is Monday and there hasn't been a single Kardashian story. Have the supermarket rags finally grown tired of them, Matty Boy?

No, hypothetical question asker, I just decided to wait to publish until now, giving my readers a massive burst of Kardashian goodness on a Monday after the holiday, when most of us have to get back to the grind.

Yet again, we are supposed to believe that little Kim Kardashian, whose only job seems to be getting her picture taken wearing about this much clothing, can't wait to stop posing naked so she can dive into boxes of Little Debbie snack cakes and pack on the pounds, only to live a monastic existence for a fortnight to lose the weight she must shed for the next time she flaunts her big boobies in front of a cameraman.

Honestly, I think if her weight every gets three pounds over optimal nakedness, her team of trainers go to Defcon 2 and catastrophe is averted.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

What a lovely set of breasts she has. If I had a rack like that I believe I'd take every opportunity to almost bare them on film.