Friday, January 14, 2011

Damn You Skinny Alert™:
Diet winners!

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 24 January 2011

I can only imagine The Only Ten Magazines That Matter think the potential readers standing in the supermarket checkout stands need encouragement with their post-holiday diets, so they have pictures of women who have absolutely nothing better to do than exercise and diet obsessively so people will take pictures of them wearing exceedingly little clothing.

One of their diet winners is Kim Kardashian, who allegedly lost 10 pounds in 2 weeks.

In reality, Kim is a tiny little thing, though she looks much larger is you stare directly between her breasts. It would be really hard to hide ten extra pounds in the clothes she wears.

Kendra allegedly has a plan to bust belly fat. From what I understand, diet doesn't do that, though some exercise regimens can help.

And Bethenny Frankel is touting an "eat everything diet".

As usual, I didn't open the magazine, but if Bethenny Frankel "eats everything", it's a safe bet her diet plan is to "then throw up most of it."

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