Thursday, January 13, 2011

Comfy Shoes Alert™:
Sonny Bono's Widow in Lesbian Drama

Publication: Globe
Date: 24 January 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Welcome to gossip hell, Congresswoman Mary Bono Mack!

The Globe tells us (and it has been confirmed elsewhere) that photos of the California Republican have been released showing her in amorous embrace with a female donor to her campaign.

"Amorous" as in licking her nekkidness.

That's what politics is really about. Servicing your constituents!

This is not THE worst scandal for a Republican, but it's awful damn close. The only bright side is this comes out two months after winning re-election and the voting public has the collective attention span of a swarm of gnats.



5 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Unless you consider allowing a woman to lick your breasts "an amorous embrace," from what I saw in the pics, this went way beyond a loving hug.

Matty Boy said...

You're right, KZ. I have added the licking and nekkidness into the post. I assumed people already heard about it, but why deprive those who haven't?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Precisely!

Lulu Maude said...

All them Congresspersons look so sweet in their Flag shots, don't they?

sfmike said...

Because we have a condo down there, I read "The Desert Sun" online, the local Republican daily newspaper down there that's actually quite entertaining. Even more amusing than the salacious photos of Mary Mack Bono is the fact that the boob she's licking belongs to a "billionaire" con woman who with her husband started a billionaire's golf club in both Montana and Palm Desert, and both "exclusive country clubs" have gone belly up. So have their so-called billions. This is like licking being a Congressperson (of either sex) with a photo showing them licking Jack Abramoff's teat.