Thursday, January 13, 2011

Camille Grammer confesses!
"I was a monster!"

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 24 January 2011

Clearly, Camille Grammer is the Most Valuable Bitch in the entire Real Housewives franchise as far as the gossips rags are concerned right now. Us Weekly quotes her as saying "I was a monster!" on the cover this week, like this is a surprise to anyone.

The only thing unusual about this is the use of the past tense. Are we supposed to believe she got better?

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Was?
Please, she's also a grifter, a soft porn failure, a crappy dancer, a plastic surgery addict and a manipulative, passive aggressive bitch.
I don't like Kelsey Grammer at all, but even he *sort of* deserved a better wife than this a-hole.
She's taking him for $50 mil in the divorce, and he's quick to say his new fiancee and he will not have a pre-nup because he "expects it to last forever."
What a maroon.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Exhibit A:
Sheer white dress, total braless nip-slip.
Ugh.