Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Bundle of joy alert:
Owen Wilson is a daddy!

Publication: Star
Date: 24 January 2011

Star Magazine jumped the gun by a little bit, claiming Owen Wilson was a new father in their magazine last week. The magazine was on the stands on Thursday, but Wilson's spokesperson says the baby boy arrived last Friday the 14th.

Of course, since this is the Star, they can't help but make the story more dramatic in a negative way. They note he becomes a father three years after his suicide attempt. They also describe his baby mama Jade Duell as a gorgeous, pistol packing federal air marshal.

Best wishes to the new family.



1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Let's hope his baby didn't inherit his weird, twisty nose.