Friday, January 14, 2011

Bun In The Oven Alerts™:
Khloe Kardashian and Victoria Beckham

Publication: OK!
Date: 24 January 2011

Is a Kardashian sister pregnant? According to The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, the probability is never lower than 50% at any given moment. This week, OK!, the nicest of the gossip rags but not the most reliable, says Khloe Kardashian, the Baby Huey of the clan, is heavy with child, though the family has denied it. Part of the speculation is because she is the only woman in this Christmas picture not wearing something slinky. Another cause for speculation is that she and her husband Lamar Odom have been given their own show and unless there is a gimmick, the two of them just don't produce that much drama.

The other woman allegedly expecting is Victoria Beckham, formerly Posh Spice, and her people have confirmed she is pregnant with her fourth child.

As an aside, I have to say in my opinion, Victoria Beckham is absolutely hideous. She is possibly the greatest five tool skank in show business today: Way too skinny, massively obvious fake tits, stunningly tacky fashion sense, super snotty personality and dumb as a bag full of hair.

Oh wait, she has six tools! I almost forgot she can't sing!

I remember the night she and Baby Spice were on The Daily Show at what turned out to be the end of their career and Jon Stewart eviscerated them. It was the meanest I have ever see Stewart be to people who are just entertainers, and they earned every drop of venom.

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