Thursday, January 20, 2011

Breaking news:
Jesse James and Kat Von D engaged.

Publication: Huffington Post
Date: 20 January 2011

It has been confirmed that man slut Jesse James and his skanky tattoo pal Kat Von D are engaged to be married. Apparently, they have been tweeting about it for over a week and it took this long for anyone to notice. There might be something on a cover of a supermarket rag next week, but maybe not. In terms of fame, he traded way down.



2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

In lieu of wedding gifts, the happy couple is requesting donations to your local STD clinic.

Matty Boy said...

Tee hee.

(old person's version of LOL.)