Thursday, January 20, 2011

Breaking news:
Jesse James and Kat Von D engaged.

Publication: Huffington Post
Date: 20 January 2011

It has been confirmed that man slut Jesse James and his skanky tattoo pal Kat Von D are engaged to be married. Apparently, they have been tweeting about it for over a week and it took this long for anyone to notice. There might be something on a cover of a supermarket rag next week, but maybe not. In terms of fame, he traded way down.


Karen Zipdrive said...

In lieu of wedding gifts, the happy couple is requesting donations to your local STD clinic.

Matty Boy said...

Tee hee.

(old person's version of LOL.)