Friday, December 31, 2010

On the rocks alert:
Jessica Simpson is a homewrecker!

Publication: Star
Date: 10 January 2011

While it doesn't have the international star power of Wills'N'Kate, the upcoming marriage of Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson is every bit as interesting to The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. There are many angles to play in this little love match. First is that she's dumb as a post and second is that he's a gold digger, but when those two don't move the magazines off the shelves, let's go back to the idea that she's a homewrecker.


Karen Zipdrive said...

He's a has-been and she's a hapless Forrest Gump type whose shoe business netted her $750 million in 2010.
She has said there will be no pre-nup, making her dumber than the dirt the stump was placed.

Matty Boy said...

$750 mil in the shoe biz? Yow, those are crazy numbers.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Yeah, and none of them look comfortable.