Friday, December 31, 2010

Hairdresser and Comfy Shoe Alert:
Who's gay and who's not for January 2011.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 10 January 2011

Once again, The Flagship wants to tell you who is gay and who isn't. Several of the women mentioned have kissed other women on the lips onstage, which obviously has the Enquirer readers in a tizzy, and several of the men have dressed in drag. Here is the list.
  • Sandra Bullock
  • Scarlett Johansson
  • Susan Boyle
  • Tracy Morgan
  • Kathy Griffin
  • Dustin Hoffman
  • Macaulay Culkin
And then there's... Sarah Palin?!?

They even added the subheadline "her lesbian secret".

As my Comfy Shoe wearing friends have written when I told them this... WTF?

I'm not buying it, Flagship, and I hate the bitch.


Karen Zipdrive said...

Sandra Bullock: No.
Scarlett Johansson: No.
Susan Boyle: probably asexual
Tracy Morgan: No
Kathy Griffin: No
Dustin Hoffman: No.
Macaulay Culkin: No.

Matty Boy said...

What, you aren't going to tell us about Sarah's lesbian secret?

You're such a tease.