Thursday, November 4, 2010

On the rocks alert:
Miley Cyrus to blame for the Cyrus divorce

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 15 November 2010

Welcome to gossip hell, Miley Cyrus. The online gossip sources have been bouncing her name around as an out of control bimbo ready to become the next Lindsay Lohan for some time now, but this is her first mention on the cover of the supermarket rags in 2010. While there are several handheld camera pictures of her looking like she's about to take off her clothes available online, this is not her claim to fame this week.


The Flagship says young Ms. Cyrus is to blame for her parents' divorce. The Enquirer estimates the couple is splitting up assets in the range of $100,000,000.

That's a whole lotta beef jerky.



3 comments:

Padre Mickey said...

Bless their achy-breaky hearts!

Hey! Someone had to say it, and it might as well be me.

Matty Boy said...

And now they have an achy-breaky bank account.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Miley Cyrus will end up topping everyone in the drunk, drugged up, public scene making merry-go-round.
She's white trash and getting trashier by the day.