Friday, October 15, 2010

Skeeter Davis Alert™:
Nukes fly on Thanksgiving

Publication: Sun
Date: 25 October 2010

If want to read about the end of the world, you have to buy the Sun. Do the readers care that they have predicted the end of the world multiple times this year and nothing has happened? Apparently not.

This time it's nukes on Turkey Day, courtesy of al Qaeda. There's also a secret Bible code that reveals which U.S. cities will be targeted. Though they don't mention him in the headlines, the Sun does include a picture of Obama among the mushroom clouds.

Here's my guess. There are three football games scheduled for Turkey Day and none of them is going to be canceled due to nukes.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I think The Sun has seen better days. Time to close shop on that dump and its ridiculous stories.