Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Sex scandals exposed on Dancing With The Stars!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 18 October 2010

The supermarket rags love Dancing With The Stars much more than they love American False Idol. Almost all the mean stories are in the Three Wicked Step Sister tabloids, and the Big Sister, the Enquirer, usually takes the lead. This week it's sex scandals. The naughty stars are Jennifer Grey, Margaret Cho and Florence Henderson.

The cover did not have any of the lurid details. You'll have to buy it yourself if you want those.


Karen Zipdrive said...

Please allow me to clear things up for your readers and you.
1. Jennifer Grey dances nice n' dirty, and she does it very well.
2. Margaret Cho's last dance before she got the boot was a gay pride mishmash where she wore a rainbow colored dress.
3. Florence Henderson likes to hump her dance partner Corky Ballas's thigh when they dance.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Florence Henderson looks absolutely fantastic for her age, and every week her dancing gets skankier.
It's almost shocking to watch her hump Corky's leg, but it's become a trademark move for her.
I say you go, girl. I wish my hormones were that agitated.