Saturday, October 16, 2010

Missed deadline alert:
Elizabeth Edwards is still alive

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 26 April 2010

Six months ago, the Flagship said Elizabeth Edwards had six months to live. Yet again, a deadline for death has come and gone in the tabloids.

The two people who have lived past a predicted expiration date this year, Dick Clark and Elizabeth Edwards, both have serious health concerns documented in reliable news sources. I publish these admittedly morbid reminders not to mock their situations, but to show that the tabloids really suck at prediction, and the ones who predict death the most often, the Enquirer, Globe and Examiner, a.k.a the Three Wicked Step Sisters, suck more than most.

Best wishes to Elizabeth Edwards.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

God, how I wish her cancer would go into remission and allow her to get into politics.
She's very smart and she'd grab a ton of votes after her husband turned out to be a creepy dick.
What's your guess on whether John Edwards will marry Reille Hunter after Elizabeth dies?