Friday, October 1, 2010

Meanest Story nominee:
Prince Charles is gay, alleges Camilla

Publication: Globe
Date: 11 October 2010

Okay, now we are getting somewhere! We were told by the Globe Charles and Camilla had a divorce war and Chuck won back in March. But wars never really end, the battles just change tactics. Now, Camilla has exposed Chuck's BIG GAY LIE! He has three gay lovers and there are shocking details from the past 30 years. Oooh, ducky!

All the stories about Camilla and Jug Eared Chuck this year come from the ragtag Wicked Step Sisters, the Globe and the Examiner. You have to know your sources are weak when even the Enquirer won't even touch this stuff. If we are to believe them, Camilla is more like a pet scorpion than an actual human being. She will lash out at anyone in striking distance and if no one comes close, she'll sting herself instead.

Note to any parents reading the blog: scorpions make bad pets.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hey, he might be gay--he didn't want to screw Diana and went instead for this horseface.