Friday, October 8, 2010

Meanest Story nominee:
Onassis paid to have RFK killed

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 18 October 2010

We have quite the collection of Meanest Story of the Week nominees, with all the dogs in the AMI kennel represented, except for the Sun, which mainly writes about the end of the world.

Back in July, the Globe said Aristotle Onassis paid to have Ted Kennedy killed. Now the weakest of the Wicked Step Sisters, the low rent Examiner, says Onassis paid to have Robert Kennedy killed.

For the young people unclear on ancient history, Bobby was assassinated and Ted wasn't. Also, Onassis married John F. Kennedy's widow, Jackie. All five people mentioned in this paragraph are dead, so this post gets the Kick A Corpse Why Don'tcha label as well as being a Meanest Story nominee.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I can see Ari having JFK killed so he could glom onto Jackie, but this makes no sense.
Sirhan Sirhan was the first wave of Middle Eastern terrorists--we just didn't know it at the time.