Friday, October 8, 2010

Meanest Story nominee:
No hope for Michael Douglas

Publications: Globe, Star
Date: 18 October 2010

The entire AMI kennel has decided to jump on the "we want Michael Douglas to die" bandwagon. The Globe goes with the big headline NO HOPE and says friends think this will be his last Thanksgiving, which is not just a Brave Last Days alert but an expiration date. The Star says Michael and his wife Catherine Zeta Jones are saying goodbye.

This blog wishes Mr. Douglas and his family all the best. If it's any consolation, the tabloids have a bad track record of success with these predictions, and none of the people with expiration dates assigned have actually expired.


Karen Zipdrive said...

I read in the msm that his treatment has shrunk the throat tumor considerably.
I think with his kinda money and clout, cancer is totally curable.

Matty Boy said...

I have a friend who got caught in the clutches of what she calls Cancer, Inc. It's no damn fun but they do a pretty good job of keeping people alive.