Thursday, October 21, 2010

Meanest Story nominee:
Chilean miner cannibalism cover-up!

Publication: Globe
Date: 1 November 2010

Are there people who actually want to think the worst of the trapped miners in Chile and the people who rescued them? The editors over at the Globe think that there are such people, and they call those people "subscribers".

According to the never reliable rag, there was cannibalism in the Chilean mine and it's being covered up!

Stay classy, Globe!


Karen Zipdrive said...

I hope the miners pool some of the money they earn for their stories, hire a great lawyer and lay a class action lawsuit on The Globe.
They crossed the line, big time.

Padre Mickey said...

I thought all 33 miners made it back up the shaft. Were any missing limbs? Exactly who did they eat? Inquiring minds want to know!!!

Matty Boy said...

See? The media has already brainwashed you into thinking it was 33 miners when it was actually 35. The two missing miners were named Desayuno and Almuerzo, nicknamed Desi and Al.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Some crazy fundamentals consider blow jobs a form of cannibalism. Maybe a few miners handed out a few BJ's to help cheer up their buddies.