Friday, October 15, 2010

Love Bird Alert™:
You'll never guess who Kim Kardashian is dating!

Publication: In Touch
Date: 25 October 2010

While Weekly Life & Style says Kim Kardashian has no gentleman caller to entertain on her upcoming birthday, In Touch has happier news about her always tumultuous love life.

Kim Kardashian is dating a Power Ranger! I didn't open the magazine to find out which one, that's against my rules. It would be titillating if she was dating Pink Ranger, but if I had to guess, knowing Ms. Kardashian's predelictions, she's hooking up with the Gold Ranger.

For obvious reasons.


Karen Zipdrive said...

Unless one of the Rangers is a Black athlete, she ain't dating any of them.

Matty Boy said...

This picture is from an earlier version of the Power Rangers. I went with the Gold Ranger joke because of the obvious package discrepancy.

The more recent version aired early this century, and actor Michael Copon, Kim's alleged new man, played the Blue Time Force Ranger.

Karen Zipdrive said...

He better be packing some serious heat if he's a white guy.
Methinks all the Kardashian girls love those enormous sausages.
On a recent episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," Kris Jenner walked in on Scott Dissick raiding the refrigerator in the nude.
She said he had a beer can dick, or I guess I should say schlong since he's Jewish.