Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Demon Rum Alert™:
Martha Stewart booze crisis

Publication: Globe
Date: 18 October 2010

So far this year, Martha Stewart has only been mentioned in the Three Wicked Step Sister blogs and all the stories have a negative slant. Usually the stories about her being mean or possibly a lesbian. Now she gets the third part of the trifecta, she's a drunk.

All that's left for her to do now is shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.


Zoey and Me said...

I thought she just signed on with Sears.

Matty Boy said...

Signing on with Sears and being hated by the Wicked Step Sister tabs are not mutually exclusive.

Karen Zipdrive said...

A drunk lesbian who cooks and cleans? I think I'm in love.