Friday, October 22, 2010

Bun In The Oven Alert™:
Beyoncé's surprise pregnancy

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 1 November 2010

As gossip news goes, the front page report in Us Weekly that Beyoncé Knowles was pregnant was the big story of the week. I looked around the Internet and it was on all the websites that care about this stuff. I also saw a denial from Beyoncé's mom, and Beyoncé is the kind of sweet kid who would tell her mom, so this is yet another false alarm, like the one in back in the spring.

I don't cover the hip-hop magazines, but they are just as much about gossip as the supermarket rags. One reason the singer/actress/low flying angel is still without child is that her husband Jay-Z is too busy have a feud with Hammer.

Yes, that Hammer! MC Hammer! Former ball boy for the Oakland A's! That guy.

Apparently, Jay-Z has 99 problems and being a jackass is at least 17 of them.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Of all the hip-hop guys, I thought MC Hammer was one of the best. I'm sorry he blew all his money before his parachute pants went out of style.