Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Breaking news: Another intruder at Paris Hilton's house

Publication: Associated Press
Date: 13 October 2010

Another intruder has been arrested on Paris Hilton's property. Here are three working theories.

  1. Paris attracts really motivated stalkers.
  2. Security at her place really sucks.
  3. That girl should pay the people from whom she is buying drugs, because they people are really not playing.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Paying for security ia hard when you've got high cocaine bills.