Friday, September 24, 2010

She Fought The Law Alert™:
Lindsay Lohan back to jail

Date: 24 September 2010

The supermarket rags don't care that much, but if Lindsay Lohan didn't exist, online gossip site would have to invent her. She admits she did drugs she wasn't supposed to and the judge threw her narrow ass in county quicker than you can say, "C'mon, just one line of blow. Who's gonna know?"

Her lawyer has appealed the denial of bail, but if that doesn't work, she will be enjoying the largesse of the county until Oct. 22, the date of her next hearing.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Whetever dope she keeps doing must be kick ass. It seems to make her think it's so powerful it cannot be detected by modern forensics.