Thursday, September 23, 2010

On the Rocks Alert:
Sarah and Todd's $20 million divorce deal

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 4 October 2010

A lot of the profiles about Sarah Palin make it sound like Todd is as close a personal and political confidant as she has. According to the low rent Examiner, success has made a failure of their home, as Miss Loretta Lynn has famously sung.

Also, the Examiner has a funny idea how divorce works. They have a divorce deal, but he's going to stay, despite daily screaming matches, sleeping in separate bedrooms and her violent temper.

Todd, buddy! I don't know how things work up in America's Socialist Ice Box, but down here in the Lower 48, a divorce means you split the property and you get to leave the bitch.

Think it over. It sounds like a win-win situation.


dguzman said...

How can it be, how can it be??? They're such an upright Christian family, all of them following so closely in Jesus' footsteps that every once in a while Sarah steps on Jesus' heel and has to apologize. How could this happen? Next thing you know, you'll be saying that one of their kids has an illegitimate baby! Or that Palin's had some unethical/illegal financial doings while in office!

What is this world coming to?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Todd needs to take the money and run. I can already see the reality show, "Todd Takes Florida," where he becomes a notorious poonhound by night and some kind of half-assed nature guide by day.

Matty Boy said...

He's a working stiff. He has to be happy to be on the gravy train, but watching wifey get all the glory has to be grating on him.