Friday, September 24, 2010

Meanest Story nominee:
Bill Clinton fights for life

Publication: Globe
Date: 4 October 2010

We've heard this story before from the Three Wicked Step Sisters. Bill Clinton is in very bad shape. This is the fifth death watch article this year for The Big Dog, all of them since his hospitalization back in February. The details this time are that Chelsea fears for the worst and Hillary is going to quit her job to take care of him. A supposed quote from Bill is "I don't know how much longer I can go on."

And so this gets a nod in the Meanest Story of the Week contest.


Anonymous said...

This doesn't make any sense. Dying from what?

Matty Boy said...

In some stories it's drinking, in others it's heart disease.

Karen Zipdrive said...

He's older now. He lost weight for the wedding. He's probably slowing down too much to be screwing around much anymore, so whaddya gonna do?