Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Celebrity body bloopers

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 9 August 2010

Are you self conscious about your body, and if not, why not?

Seriously, there's a multi-billion dollar industry based on you feeling like crap about how you look. Maybe you are super gorgeous or maybe you just have good self-esteem, but think about it. The economy is in the dumper and at least part of that is your fault.

The Examiner decided to help you with your body image problems, if they exist, by making fun of the flaws of allegedly attractive celebrities. Some of the pictures are five years old or older, but the Examiner is notoriously cheap. If you are asking them to have a cover story that is both true and actually news, they would like to remind you that money does not grow on trees.

Ready to feel better about yourself? Here we go.

Katie Holmes has zits.

Teri Hatcher is scary skinny.

Madonna's arms look weird.

Nicole Kidman's left hand looks like a mutant lobster.

Ashlee Simpson has a strange tongue.

Feel better yet?

You're welcome.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Katie Holmes may indeed have zits, but that thing under her lip looks more like full blown herpes to me.
And if Madonna's using a personal trainer, he/she oughtta be sued for letting her arms get that muscular.
When I had a personal trainer, he was obsessively careful about the muscles I was building, especially in my arms. When they started getting too big he'd move on to another body area.
Madonna looks like she pumps iron twice a day.