Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Damn You Skinny Alert™:
Rachel Ray loses 25 pounds.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 7 June 2010

It's Fat and Skinny Tuesday here at It's News 2 Them™, and as long as people are going to be going to the beach, it looks like the tabloids will not get tired of stories about weight.

The Flagship tells us that celebrity chef Rachel Ray has lost 25 pounds.

Rachel, did you look everywhere? Because I think we may have found some of it.

Just sayin'.

Also, Kim Kardashian called. She wants her pose back.

9 comments:

susan s. said...

My thoughts exactly, Matty!

Padre Mickey said...

But that's a great place for those pounds.
She would be admired here in Panamá.

susan s. said...

Egads, Mike, she looks like a hooker! Is that the rage in Panama?

Matty Boy said...

The beauty of the booty has long been admired in the African-American community, and it seems to be catching on across the board.

A nice big board about... so wide.

Abu Scooter said...

Holy Photoshop, Batman! It looks like some of those 25 pounds came from somebody's airbrush tool.

Matty Boy said...

Well, Abu S., it's not surprising that one of My People would immediately think "Anthing that looks that good must be Photoshopped."

Padre Mickey said...

Susan, I was referring to her bum.
And yes, like most countries, there are many young women dressing like hookers, but I thought that was the fault of Popular Culture.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Okay, that's one gigantic booty.
Looks like two hams in a gunny sack.
I'm just praying that none of your readers say "yummo."

melinashingaling said...

Leave it to white people to criticize a sexy, curvy body. I think she looks really good, good job Rachel!