Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Damn You Skinny Alert™:
Diets That Work

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 7 June 2010

Having looked around online, I realize that I needed to make a new label, the "Diets That Work Alert". The tabloids have given up on finding Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster, and now instead search for that equally mysterious phenomenon, the diet that actually works. Among the successful dieters they talked to were Lauren Conrad of The Hills semi-fame and perpetual supermarket rag headline generators Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Aniston.

They eat what they like and still lose weight!

Your mileage may vary, especially if you like any product made by the Li'l Debbie corporation.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

That cocaine really trims the cravings.