Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Damn You Fat Alert™:
Women who don't like how they look in swimwear

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 7 June 2010

The supermarket rags need to tell you about famous people who get fat as well as those who seem to live in some odd time bubble where they always look better this week than they did last week.

Beyoncé doesn't like how she looks in swimwear. Personally, I've seen a lot of pictures of Beyoncé and she looks pretty damn foine in even the least flattering.

Mariah Carey is also experiencing bikini panic. I have seen pictures of Ms. Carey that are not particularly flattering.

This might have something to do with Beyoncé being 28 years old and Mariah being 40. Another theory is that Ms. Carey is addicted to products made by the Li'l Debbie corporation.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

ROFL re: Little Debbie corporation!
Mariah and Nick keep renewing their vows every year because there's cake.
And Beyonce is totally foine. Untouchable!