Saturday, May 29, 2010

Weekly World News alert:
Aliens abduct Sarah Palin

Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 7 June 2010

The Weekly World News has fallen on hard times. It used to be its own entity, now it's a few pages inside another tabloid. They used to tell us about Bat Boy, who was found in a cave, naturally, but now their main character is the World's Fattest Cat.

This week, trying to be more relevant to life in America in 2010, they tell us that aliens have abducted Sarah Palin so she can run their planet.

As long as they have no plans to clone her, I have no problem with this. Having her light years away is probably the only way the press will stop yakking about her.


Padre Mickey said...

So all that money on that big fence was just a waste!

Karen Zipdrive said...

The aliens got her hands all dirty and chipped her nail polish.

lark said...

I just want to know what are they going to leave in her place?